อัพก่อนนอน ช่วงนี้ไม่มีอะไรใหม่ๆเลย

241. เด็กฉลาดชาติเจริญ
<Apollyon> I was at a store and some little kid comes in and says "Do you buy Pokemon cards?"
<Apollyon> The owner looks at them, he responds "No, but I'll take them as trade. Would you like anything in particular?"
<Apollyon> And the little kid goes "Money?"

242. นินทา
<Swiich> dude, that girl i went on a date with last night was really dumb
<Cindy> fuck you too
<Swiich> shit, wrong window

243. ตลกร้าย
[ Pwyff ] So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state are smart enough to be doing their job?"
[ Pwyff ] And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good way to see if they can think for themselves."
[ Pwyff ] So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy, it's me!"
[ Pwyff ] And the Queen, who is very pleased, send Tony Blair away.
[ Pwyff ] Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then admits to Bush that he has no clue.
[ Pwyff ] Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to Dick Cheney, where Bush asks Cheney, "Hey Dick, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!"
[ Pwyff ] And Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both of them, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"

244. โนคอมเมนท์...
<Blauw>If i die and i get reincarnated, i wish i was my girlfriends pussy
<Blauw>Then i would be able to see all my friends again

245. บุหรี่ ดีต่อสุขภาพ
(Ike_Aran) Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

246. ตลกลามก
<komies> It got dead in here.
<komies> Riech, tell me a story.
<Shish> make it have pirates in it!
<Riech> Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
<Riech> Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
<Riech> Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
<komies> Five pirates and one woman? Seems like my kind of island.
<Riech> All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
<Riech> The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
<Riech> The first week after wasn't too bad.
<Riech> The second week was getting sort of bad.
<Riech> The third week was getting pretty bad.
<Riech> The fourth week was really bad.
<Riech> The fifth week was horrible!
<Riech> By the sixth week it was unbearable...
<Riech> ...
<Riech> ...
<Riech> So they buried her.

247. จะมีคน get ไหมเนี่ย
<Goat25> what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ?
<Goat25> answer: pi z z a

248. รู้แล้วเฟ้ย
<W-ll-am> well its nearly working
<BoltBait> You are aware, code that ALMOST works looks NOTHING like the code that ACTUALLY works.
<W-ll-am> dont tell me that, its due tomorrow

249. เหมือนโดนด่ายังไงไม่รู้ว่ะ
<jaban> IRC channels are like houses...
<jaban> You can kick your friends out of your house for any reason you want, even if you're being stupid and unreasonable. You can even kick them out for no reason at all. It's YOUR house.
<jaban> Now imagine if 3-year-olds owned all the houses.
<jaban> That's IRC.

250. จริงด้วยว่ะ
<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer

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ตอบผิดหน้าต่าง อาจถึงชีวิตได้ *-*
#7 by Little Lamb At 2007-04-27 15:51,
243. อันที่เคยอ่าน เป็นบุช กับเหมาเจ๋อตุงแฮะ
247. งงอยู่ซักพัก.. สุดยอดมาก -_- b
ไม่ค่อย get 248. อะครับ...
#6 by ม่อน At 2007-04-27 15:11,
242. อันตรายมากนะเนี่ย ผิดช่อง
244. เอ้อ... โนคอมเมนต์
246. เคยอ่านเจอที่ไหนซักแห่ง แต่ลืมไปแล้วนะเนี่ย
247. เจ๋งจริงๆ วุ๊ย

เหอะๆ ไปบริโภคแกงถั่วที่อินเดียไหม :D
#5 by Choco At 2007-04-27 12:32,
ไอ้ 244 นี่ ...
#4 by gsawa At 2007-04-27 10:19,
ป่ะ พรุ่งนี้ พิซซ่า....

ไม่ได้สิไม่ว่าง ไว้คราวหน้าละกัน
#3 by rico At 2007-04-27 09:37,
243. กัดเจ็บดีวุ้ย
244. ...คิดได้ไงวะ
246. ...พูดไม่ออก
247. เจ๋งวุ้ย
250. ลองทำดูแล้วสินะ
#2 by blade At 2007-04-27 04:05,
ไม่เข้า ircเลย ไปไหนนะเปรี๊ยว
#1 by Ellebazi At 2007-04-27 01:12,