อืม ไม่รู้จะเกริ่นอะไรดีแล้ว

201. ข้อเสียของ windows search
<Paine> Ah shit guys, I'm fucked.
<Criosys> ?
<Paine> I was showing my mom the way to download and watch music on the computer downstairs (yeah, illegal, sue me). Anyway, I forgot to factor in the fact that there's an option box to "Search my computer for music files".
<Criosys> and...?
<Paine> What I DIDN'T know, was that it also adds video files. So about 5 minutes ago, I walked through the living room, saw my mom and sister at the computer watching the visualisations.
<Paine> On the way back OUT of the room, the song changed, and all of a sudden, hardcore lesbian porn for my mom and sister to enjoy.
<Paine> Now they're banging on the door so I'm turning MY music way up so they can't hear my crying >_<

202. 7200 ล่ะ
[testic] Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty high
[testic] I think that includes wanking and wet dreams
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty low

203. มุขนี้เด็ด น่าลองมั่ง
<Demon Beaver> So, at the LAN-party, there was a new guy.
<Demon Beaver> And when he went for a drink, we snuck up to his pc, and created a folder called Horse-Porn on the desktop.
<Demon Beaver> Then we took a screenshot, put it as his wallpaper, and deleted the folder.
<Demon Beaver> He tried to get rid of that folder for 3 hours! ^^

204. จะมีคนขำไหมเนี่ย
<@buo> A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

205. ใส่แผ่นผิดแน่ๆ
<Claes> hey
<Claes> I was just thinking...
<Claes> If someone sent you 10 cd's and a note saying: 9 of these cd's contain porn. The last one fries your computer.
<Claes> what would you do?
* Claes Quit (Ping timeout)

206. นั่นสินะ
<@Pie> unemployment rocks
<@Commander> you got fired?
<@Pie> long story
<@Commander> well, you're not going anywhere

207. ก่อนใส่อะไรดูช่องก่อนด้วย
<Xeph> fuck
<Xeph> i meant to create 2 rar files at 200000000 bytes a piece
<Xeph> not 200000000 files
<Xeph> at 2 bytes a piece

208. เลขา
<Gayo> I miss being able to type.
<Gayo> It was nice.
<Amy> ...
<Amy> What are you doing now then, using telepathy?
<Gayo> I'm dictating to my secretary
<Gayo> semicolon close parantheses

209. จุดใต้ตำตอ
<FireHmpstr> My friend broke up with his girlfriend or whatever
<FireHmpstr> So now every damn time I see the fucker I have to hear him whine
<FireHmpstr> "But I loved her so much, how could i ever live without her, Blah blah..."
<FireHmpstr> And all I can think about is how to kill him without anybody finding out.
<FireHmpstr> and then maybe rape that bitch too
<XKKBK> err, are you talking about me?
<FireHmpstr> OH SHI-
<FireHmpstr> forgot you were here

210. ชื่อคนเรามันแปลกดีนะ
<jettekuk> can anybody help me?
<ironi> jettekuk: i hope you realize your nick mean huge cock in swedish (and maybe other languages as well)
<jettekuk> no i didn’t know that
<jettekuk> my name is jettek and i live in the uk




7200 เองเรอะ...
#6 by masaki At 2006-11-23 15:32,

<@Pie> เตะฝุ่นนี่ ยอดไปเลย
<@Commander> โดนไล่ออกเหรอ?
<@Pie> เรื่องมันยาวว่ะ
<@Commander> อืม อย่างน้อยนายก็ไม่มีอะไรอย่างอื่นทำนี่
#5 by Angel13th At 2006-11-17 21:16,
7200 เองเรอะ...
#4 by blade At 2006-11-17 20:38,
งงมุก 206 อ่ะครับ

<@Pie> เตะฝุ่นนี่ ยอดไปเลย
<@Commander> โดนไล่ออกเหรอ?
<@Pie> เรื่องมันยาว
<@Commander> ดี นายไม่ได้ไปที่ไหนเลย.

แปลเอง งงเอง -_-?

แต่มุกอื่น อย่างฮา

#3 by ม่อน At 2006-11-17 20:17,
7200 เลยเรอะ...
#2 by Rune At 2006-11-17 19:39,
7200 เลยเรอะ...
#1 by Rune At 2006-11-17 19:32,